Phoutrage 

The phony outrage that is used to drum up support for or against a particular stance/view/statement. Usually used on both sides of the political spectrum, but mostly by the conservatives. A very cheap attempt at scoring political points.

Sarah Palin sure is over-working the phoutrage about David Letterman's jokes.

The phoutrage from the McCain/Palin camp about the "lipstick on a pig" comment is really laughable.

Phoutrage by rolo1 July 13, 2009

PoutRaped

When a Prodestant conservative headteacher sexually molests a pupil in a comprehensive school then to bite their penis off to achieve an erection to penetrate Roman Catholic students

Oh god I'm gonna get PoutRaped

PoutRaped by Oopsijustdidit November 30, 2017

Poutrage 

The combination of emotion and behavior that results from a possibly feigned or genuine outrage over some slight and pouting about it like a spoiled child.

The beauty-queen was poutraged at the loss of her title after breaching her contract.

Poutrage by David C' June 11, 2009

Postrage 

Aggravation over high postage costs.

The item on ebay had very high postrage.

Postrage by juneaux March 30, 2009

Prostrage 

Involuntary emptying of bowel after anal sex or insertions of large objects into the anal passage.

A: I had a severe case of prostrage last night.

B: Haha, I hope you made it to the toilet in time!

Prostrage by DDDAG May 12, 2009

Poutrage 

noun

1. an extremely strong reaction of anger, shock, or indignation without cause; an expression of extreme offense absent any true provocation.
synonyms: faux fury, petulance,

Example: When Muslims heard that McDonalds serves a Bacon Cheeseburger, they were poutraged.

Poutrage by Peace Love Bunny October 26, 2015

phoneRAGE 

The act of calling an a person with the intent of screaming or playing loud music into the receiver until he or she hangs up the phone.

"Man, John totally phoneraged Katie at the concert last night during the song about a cheating girlfriend."

phoneRAGE by the kom December 16, 2007