Pouch envy Share definition Flag When a male Kangaroo gets jelous of a female Kangaroo because he doesn't have a pouch and all he wants is a pocket but just cant get one Joey:Hey Ken that kangaroo looks sad. ken:He has got marjor pouch envy. Joey:poor thing :( Pouch envy by ron dick December 3, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Pouch envy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch