Potty Fake 

When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.

"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."

"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."

"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."

Potty Fake by Hemispherium December 17, 2012

Fake Patty's Day 

Once upon a time there was a holiday called St. Patrick's Day that everyone wanted to celebrate by drinking green beer and singing that song that says, "Oh baby you...got what I neeed!" It was a lot of fun until the government and college officials got together in a conspiracy to strip college students at KState of any possible fun they might have. They decided to make Spring Break happen at the same time as St. Patrick's Day, thus condensing two fun times into one and student's were like "nooo! not fair!" So they got together with the Aggieville peeps and said, "lets make our own FAKE holiday that will be tight so we can have two fun times again!" Then they made Fake Patty's Day and everyone bought shirts to wear from THREAD Hot and Fresh T-Shirts made to order! Now it's like the biggest holiday in the world and people come from Russia and Australia just to take part in the ritualistic beer drinking and dance-offs with officials trying to stop Fake Patty's from happening.

The end.

Ps. Popular mythology claims that on the day of Fake Patty's Day, every rainbow in the world ends in Manhattan Kansas.

I know, I got a Fake Patty's Day from that t-shirt place, and then I threw up in it!

Fake Patty's Day by _______funfunfunfun_________ January 20, 2011

Fake Patty's Day 

Like St. Patrick's Day, only a week earlier. Located in Aggieville, it was started by Kansas State University students who wanted to celebrate together in Manhattan, Kansas before spring break when everyone will be gone.

Hey, tomorrow is Fake Patty's Day.

I know, let's get faked up!

Fake Patty's Day by ringman42 January 20, 2011

Pottyface 

A face as ugly as shit.

Anchal has got such a pottyface.

Pottyface by Zigzaggoon June 13, 2018