Potato Touch

The reward one gains after completing their goal. A singular touch to the head of the penis.

Logan: I just won my Minecraft match!

Adam: Nice going man! You have earned yourself one potato touch.

by pizzaboy1 May 14, 2018

touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.

My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.

by glenglish May 19, 2017

potato torch

A large flame produced by slicing a 1" thick slice of a potato, then stabbing as many matches as one could into that potato, and lighting the matches.

Known in southern areas as a "tater torch". Done when one is bored.

Who wants to light the potato torch tonight?

by BNVasFinest July 9, 2010

Tough Potatos

When you are tired of hearing someone complaining all the time. Life is hard, stuff happens get over it.

Bill: man I cannot catch a break, my boss hates me, I got a flat, my girl is mad at me.
Frank: Tough potatos man, you are constantly crying about something.

by Brave Feather January 30, 2017