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Potato King 

A person with worldwide notoriety who just likes to hear himself talk. They speak their mind without actually thinking. They spew total nonsense the majority of the time. Usually honored with the emojis of a potato and a crown 🥔👑. Some would say it is their coat of arms.
Donald Trump is now the top ranking Potato King.
Potato King by Fry Farmer May 24, 2019
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Potato King 

A amazing friend, I love him so much <3
Potato King looks hot today
Potato King by anonymous May 19, 2021

Potato King 

The potato King's real name is Technoblade and Technoblade was a man that inspired all Minecraft content creators
Potato King by Vr_Thomas July 1, 2022

king of the potato 

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.
Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.
king of the potato by Nyxiii May 17, 2021

Potato kings 

Then durn potato kings over there in the west...
Potato kings by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003

potatoing 

its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex
Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing
potatoing by shrekisgod420 December 17, 2016

potatoing 

Spending lazy time on a couch watching tv, from the expression couch potato
- What have you been doing this weekend ?
- Nothing, just potatoing
potatoing by Bastien April 28, 2008
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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