Postbone

When you have to reschedule the night you were supposed to get laid

"Sorry, but can we postbone tonight? My parents just flew in."

by Urgay Dictionary June 15, 2015

Postboner

To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse

Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner

by BlazingWyvren July 03, 2013

postbone

to have sex with an individual or group after the time originally planned.

Their encounter was getting hotter, but "Lost" was on, so Jim was forced to postbone his girlfriend until after the show.

by outrageous-fun April 16, 2009

Postboning

The act of making plans for intercourse, then finding out you can't make it, then setting the time for a later date.

Honey, are we still on for tonight?

I don't know babe I got a lot of work to make up i think we're going to have end up postboning our sex tonight.

by Mr. Pizza Man October 01, 2011

postboning

To put off to a later time. Normally used when talking about a sexual act, or the consequences of a sexual act.

<GastricPenguin> My ass hurts for no reason.
<Gelormino> Once you all get up off your chairs... Your ass will hurt... The chair is just postboning the pain.

by Parog May 31, 2008

postboned

When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter

"They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?"
"I bet they got postboned"

by qwertys February 22, 2014

postboning

post-breakup sex with an ex.

yeah man, they broke up 6 months ago and charlie is still postboning his ex.

by kmarie January 07, 2008