Post Toastied 

Post Toastied: to get completely wrecked, obliterated, or defeated- burned to a crisp, blown away by explosives, or melted- usually with the addition of sizzle or smoke.

"Wow, those two guys who just set off the dynamite were post toastied." "My burger was post toastied- it was totally soot black on the edges!" ""Oooh, did you see that sheep fall into the lava? it was post toastied."

Post Toastied by Alain Rae January 12, 2023

post toasted

To be so high that you surpass toasted and become post toasted.

After that blunt, i was post toasted!

post toasted by farmer1069 March 2, 2009

post toasties 

Feeling of warmth or high temperature after taking certain sedatives (sleep drugs)

Guy1: (after waking up from a dose of propofal) oh man, I was out like a light
Guy2: do you have the post toasties?

post toasties by Box-in-the-jack January 17, 2018

Post toasties 

Eating toasted sandwiches after sex.

*post coitus*
Jerry: Hey babe, you want some post toasties?
Stacy: I'll get the bread.

Post toasties by Popcorn_Ceiling69 October 8, 2021