A hellhole that is separated into 4 groups: Autism (The academy), Asians (The magnet), Mexicans (general), and Persians (honors) with the occasional white or black sprinkled in.
Quite large city in the very southern part of Brazil, whose name stands for "happy harbour"
Not a famous place, but it's the capital city of the state where really hot chicks like Gisele Bündchen were born. There are thousands of others just like her.
The bad part is that it'sfucking scorching in the summer, and fucking freezing in the winter. With a "gaucha girl" under your blanket/air conditioner, it's not a big problem though
"Oh man, Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo are just too damn dirty and full of violence. Let'shead to Porto Alegre and do some stacked chicks while we have some chimarrão"
"I got a friend who lives in Porto Alegre - what a lucky guy"
An Alfred of oriental descent, fond of eating compressed rice in a small thermos at lunchtime. Often has some kind of fruit available, but he rarely gets to eat it because of the nearby De Iacoccini who steals it.
The wild Portoccini uses a spoon to shovel out the sticky, compressed rice.