Poruto

A person who has giving up on High school, so they now drink and party every school year.

See that Bradley?Yah, what a Poruto.

Bro, you're basically a Poruto at this point.

by Newo101C May 19, 2017

Portobello belt

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

by Roobeer September 22, 2020

portogruaro book sauce

The art of defecating on a female classmate's book to establish your male dominance while showing affection towards that person

I left her a nice Portogruaro book sauce back in the library

by lunchcrush June 18, 2016

Portola Middle School

A hellhole that is separated into 4 groups: Autism (The academy), Asians (The magnet), Mexicans (general), and Persians (honors) with the occasional white or black sprinkled in.

I have severe depression and anxiety because I go to Portola Middle School

by honors student ‘,:) May 7, 2019

Porktown

A fictional land from which all idiotic remarks, objects or persons are said to originate.

Yo, this nigga's straight out a porktown!

by Martin Font March 7, 2004

Porto Alegre

Quite large city in the very southern part of Brazil, whose name stands for "happy harbour"
Not a famous place, but it's the capital city of the state where really hot chicks like Gisele Bündchen were born. There are thousands of others just like her.

The bad part is that it's fucking scorching in the summer, and fucking freezing in the winter. With a "gaucha girl" under your blanket/air conditioner, it's not a big problem though

"Oh man, Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo are just too damn dirty and full of violence. Let's head to Porto Alegre and do some stacked chicks while we have some chimarrão"

"I got a friend who lives in Porto Alegre - what a lucky guy"

by AANTQfilms August 30, 2009

Portoccini

An Alfred of oriental descent, fond of eating compressed rice in a small thermos at lunchtime. Often has some kind of fruit available, but he rarely gets to eat it because of the nearby De Iacoccini who steals it.

The wild Portoccini uses a spoon to shovel out the sticky, compressed rice.

by ImCDO February 4, 2009