Quite large city in the very southern part of Brazil, whose name stands for "happy harbour"
Not a famous place, but it's the capital city of the state where really
hot chicks like Gisele Bündchen were born. There are thousands of others just like her.
The bad part is that it's fucking scorching in the summer, and
fucking freezing in the winter. With a "gaucha girl" under your blanket/
air conditioner, it's not a big problem though
"Oh man,
Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo are just too damn dirty and full of
violence. Let's head to Porto Alegre and do some stacked chicks while we
have some chimarrão"
"I got a friend who lives in Porto Alegre - what a lucky guy"