Portuguese scrabble 

When you cum into a shot glass and use it as an ink well to write your name on someones body using the tip of your dick.

Yeah it was a great date. We played portuguese scrabble.

Portuguese scrabble by pscrabbles March 9, 2017

Portuguese Scramble 

In order to correctly pull of the "Portuguese Scramble" one must crack 3 to 4 eggs into a woman's vagina and/or butthole (often times a funnel is needed for this procedure to be performed adequately). Next, one must use one's penis and/or penis-like appendage as a sort of plunging whisk and penetrate the woman's egg laden orifice. After "scrambling" the eggs adequately, one must then instruct the egg burdened woman to squat over a hot skillet and push the freshly scrambled eggs into the aforementioned skillet. Cook until eggs are fluffy. Add Salt, pepper, and semen to taste. Enjoy.

"Perhaps for breakfast my girlfriend and I can whip you up a quick Portuguese Scramble."

Portuguese Scramble by Dewmore D. Didwell September 6, 2013