Richard loves to eat breakfast while performing the Portuguese Flipshit.
Jenny: Did you hear what happened to Brie?
Lilly: Yeah she queefed in health class, right?
Jenny: No the other thing.
Lilly: Oh, no what?
Jenny: She clogged the toilet while performing a Portuguese Flipshit.
Jenny: Did you hear what happened to Brie?
Lilly: Yeah she queefed in health class, right?
Jenny: No the other thing.
Lilly: Oh, no what?
Jenny: She clogged the toilet while performing a Portuguese Flipshit.
by Brie B September 17, 2011
Sex act; the woman mounts herself on a staircase's handrails, stomach up. The man positions himself at a step level with the pussy. From there, he keeps pace as she shimmies her way up the handrails.
by Jake 'The Cake' Roberts April 27, 2014
A dialect of the Portuguese spoken in Portugal(European Portuguee). It can be compared to the difference between the English spoken in the United States and the English spoken in England.
The most obvious differnce between Brazilian and European Portuguese is the way words with "de" in them are pronounced. In Portugal "dia"(day) is pronounced as "DEE-ah" while in Brazil its pronounced as "JEE-ah".
These differences in pronounciation in Brazil arose from the influence of the Amazons Rivers many native tribes. Since in Portugal there obviosly weren't Amazonian Natives to influence European Portuguese only the dialect of Brazil altered over time.
There are three main branches of Portuguese: European(Portugal), African(Angola, Mozambique, Guinea-Bissau, etc.), and Brazilian(Brazil). Of these three branches European and African are the most similar while Brazilian is the most dissimilar.
The most obvious differnce between Brazilian and European Portuguese is the way words with "de" in them are pronounced. In Portugal "dia"(day) is pronounced as "DEE-ah" while in Brazil its pronounced as "JEE-ah".
These differences in pronounciation in Brazil arose from the influence of the Amazons Rivers many native tribes. Since in Portugal there obviosly weren't Amazonian Natives to influence European Portuguese only the dialect of Brazil altered over time.
There are three main branches of Portuguese: European(Portugal), African(Angola, Mozambique, Guinea-Bissau, etc.), and Brazilian(Brazil). Of these three branches European and African are the most similar while Brazilian is the most dissimilar.
Good evening/Good night(English), Boa Noite(Portugese):
Pronounciation: bo-ah NOIT (European Portuguese)/ NOI-chee (Brazilian Portuguese).
Pronounciation: bo-ah NOIT (European Portuguese)/ NOI-chee (Brazilian Portuguese).
by Jeff Portugal November 10, 2006
When you cum into a shot glass and use it as an ink well to write your name on someones body using the tip of your dick.
by pscrabbles March 10, 2017
A curvature of the penis developed from habitual masturbation. The Portuguese Bend develops to the left or the right depending upon one’s hand preference for wanking.
My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldn’t believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.
by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021
Portuguese men are the strongest and most sexually pleasing. They work hard all day so when they get home to their wives and girls, they expect you to get on your knees and fucking suck off their massive cock. Because Portuguese men have such massive cocks that it’s physically exhausting for them to jack off themselves. So you get on your knees and try to fit it in your mouth. Then let him fuck you in the ass while in the shower, because he’s leaving soon to go work again!
Daniel: im home
Jenna: oh my love your home!
Daniel: ya ya bitch, just suck me off while I eat and let me fuck your vagina in the shower, then get the fuck away cause im going to work, then with the guys to go fuck some sluts we find on the road.
Jenna: right away my Portuguese man, fuck me good, you deserve it!
Jenna: oh my love your home!
Daniel: ya ya bitch, just suck me off while I eat and let me fuck your vagina in the shower, then get the fuck away cause im going to work, then with the guys to go fuck some sluts we find on the road.
Jenna: right away my Portuguese man, fuck me good, you deserve it!
by Juanxxx May 19, 2008
The portuguese tornado is when someone has a abnormally large tongue and performs counter clockwise rotations causing the labia to become rather arroused. The reason why its called ´the portuguese tornado´is that many portuguese men used this method to greet foreign females hoping for the ultimate goal of penetration later that night.
Jessica was nearly sent into a coma while Tiago welcomed her to the country with a portuguese tornado and because of the powerful tornado later that night he managed to insert Jessica.
by SashaT September 5, 2011