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porter potty shit 

a shit that you take and it builds up in one place in the toilet bowl so that it rises above the surface in a mountain like shape
Chris: OMG Ryan that is disgusting!
Ryan: What? are you talking about that is a porter potty shit if I've ever seen one
porter potty shit by BBBalla10 January 3, 2009

Patty Porter Special 

"Patty Porter Special"

A deli sandwhich consisting of 2 scoops of tuna inbetween 2 choice cuts of roast beef.

This sandwhich consist of 2 generous scoops of tangy tuna coupled tightly inbetween roast beef lips, jalepeno's and banana peppers are additional flavor additions that compliment this tangy tuna treat
I need something Tangy and tuna, Dude! just get a patty porter special

When jake got into my car he instantly noticed the tangy tuna smell drifting from my lunchbox, "What the fuck is that smell" He replied

it's just a Patty porter special bra

That girls crotch smelled like a dying tuna, Dude, you just got a patty porter special.
Patty Porter Special by Sourcream December 16, 2012

porterpottied 

verb; past tense, The act of sucking a dick of a guy you just met after you had your period all over his dick.
I heard that girl porterpottied some dude last night.
porterpottied by bobo jango February 26, 2011

the Harry Potter series 

Person 1: You know, a lot of people have likened the emerging Twilight series to the glory of the Harry Potter series.

Person 2: It's time for the rapture.

averie potter 

a home wrecker that will take your boyfriend with her crooked nose... ginger

post-Potter depression

The feeling that a chunk of your heart was just ripped out after having finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, knowing that you will never again feel the anticipation, the excitment, the pre-release hype that ever accompanies a Harry Potter book release.
After gloating that she was right about Snape all along, post-Potter depression kicked in and the girl locked herself in her room for a week straight continuously sobbing and shouting riddiculous incantations at the door trying to make it turn into a portal to Hogwarts.