Portapottaphobia

The overwhelming fear of using the portapotty. You'd rather hold it that go

I have to use the restroom but I have portapottaphobia

Portapottaphobia by Chef Barbie December 7, 2016

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portapotaphobic

when you'd rather hold the urge to use the restroom rather then use a porta potty because of the smell, thee utter dread of the unknown walking into a porta potty, the germs, the wait, the lack of toilet paper, or the standing liquid mess around the porta potty ( be it mud, water from the cleaning crew, vomit, or urine and ??? leaking out on to the ground. eeek! )

i really have to go but i'm so dang portapotaphobic i'm not even risking it. i'd rather just hold it or run home.

portapotaphobic by sweetresidue May 18, 2014

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portopottyphobia

fear of being traped in a dirty portopotty. result in fear of mobile toilets, and public washroom. side affect are sweating, heavy breathing, nervousness, shacking, and stress.
this is a very lethel condition and can cause arthrities, and early death

man walkes out of a portopotty. you: watch out! you might get portopottyphobia!

portopottyphobia by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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