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Porta Potties 

1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
Porta Potties by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012
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portland port a pottie

the disgusting sexual practice of defecating in another's mouth and then penetrating it.
no one has ever done the portland port a pottie, and no one ever should.
portland port a pottie by wilnasty February 4, 2009

port-a-pottie 

The act of laying on ones back and spreading your legs to allow another to shit, piss or what ever into your holes/s (depending on gender and preference)
hey cutie, down to try out the port-a-pottie? i want to be filled with more love of yours.
port-a-pottie by xd CeeJay October 7, 2018
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026