Porta Blumpkin

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The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet inside a Porta-Potty. Very similar to the plain BLUMPKIN. Just watch out for the blue water.

Why don't you come inside this porta potty and give me a Porta Blumpkin.

Porta Blumpkin by Dominick AKA Snuffy September 10, 2007

Words you can keep

The Porta Potty Blumpkin

When one receives fellatio while defecating in a portable restroom or other rustic lavatory.

While at the Grateful Dead Concert, Hoover gave me The Porta Potty Blumpkin, also known as a hippie blowie shitbomb.

The Porta Potty Blumpkin by Incontenencia Buttocks May 22, 2018

portoblumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a portable toilet.

The foreman gave ricky a portoblumpkin on his lunch hour.

portoblumpkin by ERC! January 13, 2009

Portablumpkin

Getting a blowjob while shitting in a porta potty

I was at this tractor pull in Tomah and got my woman to give me a portablumpkin.

Portablumpkin by Susie Mccutchans December 3, 2006

tumbling portablumpkin

After receiving fellatio while dumping in a portapotty, cum in the girls eyes temporarily blinding her. Then, exit the portapotty and simply push it down a hill tumbling end over end.

i.e. Location, location, location

i got bored with getting blumpkins so I upgraded to the tumbling portablumpkin.

tumbling portablumpkin by Banana Suit May 18, 2009

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026