Port Hole

The act of surprising an unexpecting stranger with a jumbo marshmallow shoved deep into their oral cavity.

Sorry I didn't answer my phone I was busy giving out Port Holes last night.

by 543210 August 31, 2011

Port Hole Pirate

A person who is gay or homsexual and likes men.

As hot as Crystle is and he turned her down? Wow he must be a Port Hole Pirate.

by -cM January 5, 2008

port holes

A term used to call a Marine with glasses.

Get over here port holes...Can you see my future with those tri-focals???

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Porthole pirate

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.

eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.

by trevor340 February 11, 2009

Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

Cleveland Porthole

Cleveland Porthole: The elegant act of shitting in someone’s tracheotomy hole.

Can you please shit in my tracheometry hole? It’s been a long day.

Cleveland Porthole: shitting in that hole boi

by Dudeguyhomie August 4, 2018

mexican porthole

mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.

where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!

by bubbles may October 23, 2008