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stick figure porn 

Noun. Pornographic drawings of stick figures. Particularly beloved of bored students and anyone at a corporate meeting. Other - blissfully unaware - attendees tend to be the subject matter.
Mrs Johnson was not pleased with the stick figure porn depictions of her in my maths exercise book.

Porn Sick 

Typically a man that is so obsessed with porn that he has a distorted view of sex. A porn sick man will watch violent porn or fetish porn thinking it's how women want to be treated not realizing it's a fantasy where porn actresses are getting paid to be treated this way and is not reflective on most women. Will turn more sexist as time goes on.

A porn sick man may also end up watching hentai porn filled with traps and lesbians. While he is masturbating suddenly becomes confused about his gender. A Porn sick married man no longer pays attention to his wife and is obsessed with watching porn. He will excuse his own behavior by blaming his wife. Society caters to this conditioning and kids looking up their parent's browsing habits stumble on porn too.

Porn sickness also affects women that watch porn to see what is expected of them and they are being tricked into believing abuse is just naturally apart of sex.
He's too porn sick to enjoy actual sex.
He's too porn sick to know the difference between reality and fantasy.
He's too porn sick to realize he's being brainwashed and that's not how women actually want to be treated.
She's too porn sick to realize you can have sex without violent abuse.
Porn Sick by No More MRA BS November 2, 2018

poonstick 

a heterosexual man's penis.


it should be noted that this word is a gift from god.
you best be careful with all that skank-fuckin yr doin, that poonstick of yours is gonna fall off.
poonstick by mr poontastic yo February 22, 2009

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026