Porn Rock

Popular music of the early 2000s that lacks the creativity of sexual innuendo and uses blatant sexual verbage. This music is commonly offensive to females yet can be flattering to women with "daddy issues". Bands in this category include, but are not limited to: Nickelback, Theory of a Deadman, Saving Able, and Buckcherry.

"This chick says she loves Porn Rock. She's totally gonna put out tonight."

"You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
cause you look so much cuter
with something in your mouth." - NICKELBACK - Something in your Mouth

"I'm so addicted to
all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets
all the sounds you make with every breath you take it's not like anything when you're loving me" - SAVING ABLE - Addicted

Porn Rock by KZOZ March 5, 2009

porn rock

1. Literally ANY music that Tipper Gore and her PMRC cronies were willing to attack.

2. Rock music of any kind that is extremely sexually explicit in nature. Some bands (such as Erocktica and Wank Punter - the latter being made up of people actually involved in the porn business) are deliberately into creating porn rock as a thematical style.

Tipper Gore's porn rock examples range from Prince to the Dead Kennedys to 2 Live Crew to Venom. Self-consciously "porn rock" porn rockers range from pornogrind bands like Cock & Ball Torture to the aforementioned Erocktica and Wank Punter (the latter of whom utilize an apparently comical and diverse delivery a la Spinal Tap). Lords Of Acid and Peaches (despite her post-rock electroclash approach) would probably also be good examples.

porn rock by CinemateryKyle March 10, 2009

Hard Porn Rock 

Masturbing in beat to a metal/hardcore rock song

Guy 1: "Dude, why won't Johnny come out with us?"
Guy 2: "Didn't you hear, he's been listening to hard porn rock lately!"

Hard Porn Rock by thatsdoctormrawesometoyou September 15, 2014