Porn Potato 

A person, usually a man, who spends almost every waking hour searching and watching porn sites. Derived from the term 'couch potato', the porn potato has no shame, and will commit this act anywhere he can. Porn Potatoes are said to have a God-like status in some cultures, for example, the unemployed.

Biggy: "Hey Mika, I'm inviting Slippa over to my house for the party tomorrow"
Mika: "Don't do it dawg, that mufucka's a chronic Porn Potato"
Biggy: "All good homes, I've got my computer child-protected"
Mika: "Thank fuck, yeh invite that lil bastard over then"

Porn Potato by Biggy large July 13, 2009

Pornotato 

It is a potato that has been wired to power a device displaying pornography. There are typically two or more potato's
powering said device. A pornotato is also a potato that has chunks carved out,with a device displaying pornography mounted in said hole(where the chunks were).

Chris, what did I tell you about using a pornotato during the power outage?!

Pornotato by DenisPro42 December 1, 2024

Pornotato 

It is a potato that has been wired to power a device displaying pornography.There are typically two or more potatos powering said device. A pornotato is also a potato that has chunks of it carved out, with a device displaying pornography in the gap left by said chunks.

Chris, what did I tell you about using the pornotato during our vacation?!

Pornotato by DenisPro42 December 1, 2024