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porky pies 

"Don't be telling me porky pies!" which, translated, means "Don't tell me lies!!"
porky pies by Debs September 27, 2005
Word of the Day on January 20, 2022
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porky pies 

Porky pies rhymes with lies - Cockney rhyming slang.
You tellin' me porky pies?
You tellin' me porkies?
porky pies by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 9, 2004

Porky Pies 

Noun. porky pie (plural porky pies) (Cockney rhyming slang, chiefly in the plural) Lie (false statement).
Jason: I met Santa-Satan
KASON: NO WAYYYY!!!
BlaySon: no u didn’t he die
Jason: oh
EveryOne: PORKY PIE PORKY PIEs DIE DIE DIE
Porky Pies by Α January 20, 2022

Porky Pies 

When your mate tells you he was about to play for Man U the other day but he broke his leg.This phrase was glorified in Big shaq new hit single(chicken shop freestyle).Commonly used by white 50 year old teachers when they catch you running in the corridor.
"I couldve signed for Man U the other day but broke my leg its a mad ting"

"Wow such a shame"

"Porky Pies mate you couldn't play ball if your life depended on it"
Porky Pies by BUndaatingsukno January 18, 2021

Pork Pies (also porkies) 

Lies (Cockney rhyming slang)
The judge said my defence was nothing but a load of porkies and sent me down for seven.

Pork Pies and A Bag Of Trout 

I Reckon Your Speaking Pork Pies And A Bag Of Trout.

Pork Pies 

Cockney rhyming slang for 'lies'
who's been tellin porkies? (pork pies)
Pork Pies by sunshiyong November 26, 2010
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