Pork Flops

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When the labia hangs down just right and at the precise angle of the dangle they resemble thin cut pork chops. If you close yours you can almost smell the pork.

When she dropped her towel and I seen those sweet pork flops dangling between her legs, I knew it was supper time.

Pork Flops by TheGrimQueefer September 13, 2022

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pork flaps

vagina flaps... mmm

her pork flaps were wobbling around like a soggy taco

pork flaps by johoe March 4, 2009

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Her pork chop piss flaps were still covered with broccoli. I'm a fucking pork chop piss flaps. I fucking love my pork chop piss flaps. I swear to Jehub that my pork chop piss flaps were on fire. I love my piss flaps.

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Porkflop

Sex act, where one of the partisan's slap the other one with peace of pork in the face. It's both good for people who likes to be dominated and those who likes a tender peice of pork.

-Let's eat some pork for dinner. -but we only have that really tough piece we should porkflop first.

Porkflop by LTU_SBI April 6, 2019

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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