A person willing to do basically any household chore, yard work, errands etc. for their local drug dealers in exchange for drugs.
by Jinx Breece May 27, 2017
Get the Porch monkeymug. Hey porch monkey, get down from there and pick my cotton or I'll call up the klansmen and we'll give ya 50 lashes.
by Rigurousally September 13, 2017
Get the Porch monkeymug. A group of teenagers who are so weird they can only befriend eachother. They insist on tie dying anything and everything . They stay out all night and swing danc win the street to country music. They name everything they find rocks and Starr's and any wallets. They have a strange urge to Color everything and play with uv and glow in the dark stuff. They drink every Friday and run around being even weirder than normal and I sisit on calling every sand niggers nigglets and towel heads. Make fun of everyone they don't like in cruel ways. They make friends at Walmart and judge people at the mall and always have a camera on them ALWAYS and make when approaching a crowds . Most are asexual or date other Porch monkeys and the occasional sand nigger
"Walmart
" omg cute guy!!!!!"
"Be my friend!!"
Guy runs off
" it's okay let's tie dye are panties"
"Yay!!!"
" y'all are porch monkeys"
" omg cute guy!!!!!"
"Be my friend!!"
Guy runs off
" it's okay let's tie dye are panties"
"Yay!!!"
" y'all are porch monkeys"
by Gretchen weiners June 1, 2013
Get the Porch monkeymug. by Somekidthatisrasist1290 November 1, 2017
Get the Porch monkeymug. by Warrior Nation December 14, 2008
Get the Porch monkeymug. someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.
your next door neighbor
by pickledspork July 23, 2005
Get the porch monkeymug. guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey
by k0_ November 29, 2018
Get the porch monkeymug.