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Pope George

A delicious 50/50 mixture of Iced Tea and Lemonade which is mass-produced by the Arizona Beverage Company and bottled in Atlanta, Georgia. The first print of the beverage was mistakenly labelled "Arnold Palmer" instead of "Pope George". The picture on this same label clearly portrays a computer enhanced image which appears to be a combination of Mr. George Bush and the late Pope John Paul II. Due to outstanding sales in the western suburbs of Cleveland, Ohio the beverage remains marketed with this typographical error.
Jerry: Hey man, wanna go watch Chad smoke Cyrus and throw back a couple Pope Georges?
Tom: Dude, I haven't Pope Georged in like 2 days, let's do this thang.

Pope Grope 

The act of a male catholic clergy member giving underwater handjobs at the beach (to the delight of passer-byes). Please see the Honolulu Handshake for origin and variant.
Dave won't shut up about the amazing Pope Grope he got last weekend.
Pope Grope by asp9465 November 6, 2016

Pope Gambit 

An attempt to make oneself appear squeaky clean, carried to such extremes of austerity or public self-righteousness that this person has just gotta be hiding something.
Jerry's pretending he doesn't feel attracted to Ralph, and going about talking about cleanliness of mind and body as he attends meetings of this group of homophobic God-botherers. He's obviously playing the Pope Gambit.
Pope Gambit by Fearman February 22, 2008

The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine

A very large plump albino dwarf. Who’s favorite activities involve eating kids, taking part in family barbecues, and baptizing babies for a little too long.
John: No! It’s The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine! I’m going to die!

The Holy Pope Gabriel Mary Saint Josephine: Do the Thug Shaker ©!

pope gregor 

Man that guy is a geek, he knows he's a geek, but man he still acts like a geek. Man that guy is a geek. The type of geek who likes to think he's good at computer games but, really he gets owned. The type of geek you just love to slap.
wow that guy is an ultra pope gregor !
pope gregor by alexgunit June 10, 2009

The Pope's Gameboy 

The Gameboy Advance SP used by the Pope, for when he's not blessing people. Has been known to cause small miracles, such as turning water into wine and curing diseases. Also known as a Poboy or Popeboy.
"Yo homey, can I use the Poboy?"

The Pope: "Only if the Lord will let you, gangsta
The Pope's Gameboy by Monkeyman November 23, 2004