Monkeyman's definitions

spoogami

The kleenex animal wad on one's bedside table.

The spoogami I made last night looks like a sheep with bad hair.

by monkeyman March 16, 2004

plyter

n. Someone who thinks he can write, but can't.

He pretends to be typing something meaningful, but really he's just a plyter.

by MonkeyMan August 5, 2003

pirate of mens pants

n. Swashbuckling term for your Jolly Rogerer, can also be used to describe shirt-lifting Gilbert and Sullivan fans. Like there are some that don't

You 'erd abahht that nonce elton john, e's a pirate of mens pants if ever I saw one

by monkeyman February 11, 2004

phwoar

Acknowledgement that a person is extemely 'fit' (as in good-looking).

Phwoar! She'd get it.

by Monkeyman June 27, 2003

The Pope's Gameboy

The Gameboy Advance SP used by the Pope, for when he's not blessing people. Has been known to cause small miracles, such as turning water into wine and curing diseases. Also known as a Poboy or Popeboy.

"Yo homey, can I use the Poboy?"

The Pope: "Only if the Lord will let you, gangsta

by Monkeyman November 23, 2004

Taco Mafia

A high-class group of young men who are well known for their generous contributions to the education of underprivlaged hispanic children

"The Taco Mafia is by far the best group eva; far better then the asian chopstick mafia."

by Monkeyman November 14, 2003