n. Large, cauliflower-shaped phalanges, ill-suited for use during intercourse.
Hey, Angie... check out the set of popcorn hands on that guy.
by Oscar's Mom June 13, 2008
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a man or woman who goes to see a movie purely to pleasure themselves
dude, that guy is a one handed popcorn eater i just got jizz on my neck
by manfat June 28, 2003
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