Popaturtle

Meaning, about to "pop off" or "fight".

"This chick is pissing me off on some real, i'm bout to popaturtle!"

by Lalalalalala123421 February 4, 2010

papaturtle

Father of all turtles

The papaturtle came from the heaves to raise the youth

by The proper April 10, 2020

Poturtle Yeet

This is something a sacred person has created, and if someone says it, they die instantaneously. Only the person who created it can say it, unless given permission, but the permission only lasts as long as the person says. If someone that has permission or the sacred person, says it to you, you die.

Person: I will kill you!

Sacred person: Poturtle Yeet!
Person: Oof, I'm dead now.

by Billy Jeff May 14, 2019

Poturtle

When you shove a potato into a turtle for the purpose of eating it because it naturally comes with its own bowl

Fuck I could really go for a bowl of poturtle

by train wreck station September 21, 2020