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Similar to Putrid, but more poo like in nature.
Holey smokes, that porta-john smells pootrid.

That is the most pootrid comment anyone has ever made.
Pootrid by TomW of the hpness August 23, 2008
Words you can keep
A Really Gay Game On The Internet,
OK You Play Tetris and You Have To Help A Guy Shit? WTF
Bob: What's The Gayest Game On The Internet?
Jeff: Pootris
Bob:I Agree
Pootris by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008
Related Words

pootried12 

famous youtuber and professional minecaft player

person 1: who is pootried12
person 2: omg you haven't heard of pootried12? he's the most famous youtuber and the best minecraft player
Pootried12 is so cool!
pootried12 by Phoria June 7, 2021

Pootriot 

A poo-brained right wing extremist who claims to be a patriot.
Those Capitol rioters even smeared their own poo in the halls of the U.S. Capitol building. They're a bunch of pootriots.
Pootriot by go out laughing July 15, 2021

POOTRISS 

A deranged or haunted lady cake.
There are many ways ways that the pootriss operates!

A.) The Pootriss sings!
B.) The Pootriss hisses!
C.) The Pootriss bites!
D.) The Pootriss poots!
POOTRISS by xw1therfade August 26, 2019

pootrients 

The nutrients in poop absorbed by plants.
The tree absorbed all the pootrients that it could.
pootrients by Leonard Jones January 21, 2022
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