by warewoof September 11, 2003
Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.
by BholeItaliano July 11, 2011
by urr mums bum January 5, 2022
by Katescott2000 October 25, 2015
Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
by definebird December 2, 2017
A cross between a poop and a toot. Much like a shart but less aggressive and more refined. It always depends how much poop was expelled when farting. If it's just a speck that's a poot. If it was more than a speck it's a shart.
Person 1: That was a loud fart? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself "
Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.
Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.
by Poot queen November 8, 2019
Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.
by I'm_ Getting _paid4thot! February 9, 2022