Poor-balance beam Share definition Flag Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many Poor-balance beam by f4nt4st1c1234 October 13, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Poor-balance beam mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
