poopydick

the condition often afflicting a man after he does someone in the pooper

Bill: What did you and Yolanda do last night?
Jim Bob: Let's just say I have a chronic case of poopydick

by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

poopydick

a term used to describe the after effects of ass fucking. many fags encounter this in their many ass fucking escapades. some willing women also recieve their share of poopydicks being slapped on their heads (see mushroom stamp)

Wow that chris braun kid has poopydick... he got it slapped on his forehead because thats what eric elder did when he was done fucking chris in his queer ass

by hicks who loves you BIATCH April 19, 2005

PoopyDick

When you are sent against your will to perform a task or job that is impossible ex (suicide mission) and you get so pissed you have emotional poopy dick.

What's wrong with Spencer? Stay away from him he was sent to fix a Nazi ironer with the wrong parts 7 times in a row, it's given him PoopyDick "This shitty machine is got my dick all poopy!" -Spencer

by DJ Sock Starcher June 7, 2023

Poopydick

A pedo faggot and groomer

most leftoids are poopydicks

by FreeWheelBurning December 14, 2022

Poopsick

Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.

"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."

by andrewbw October 16, 2008

pooplicker

likes to eat shit out of buttholes. enjoys the taste.

no! you nasty pooplicker!

by m!$$fr3$h March 1, 2011

Popdickle

When you supercool water (water that is under 0°C but has not frozen yet) and put your dick in it to make a dick popsicle.

John: Did you hear that Matt did a Popdickle for Amanda?

Arthur: My man!

by Jone786 January 15, 2021