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poopydick 

the condition often afflicting a man after he does someone in the pooper
Bill: What did you and Yolanda do last night?
Jim Bob: Let's just say I have a chronic case of poopydick
poopydick by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002
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poopydick 

a term used to describe the after effects of ass fucking. many fags encounter this in their many ass fucking escapades. some willing women also recieve their share of poopydicks being slapped on their heads (see mushroom stamp)
Wow that chris braun kid has poopydick... he got it slapped on his forehead because thats what eric elder did when he was done fucking chris in his queer ass

PoopyDick 

When you are sent against your will to perform a task or job that is impossible ex (suicide mission) and you get so pissed you have emotional poopy dick.
What's wrong with Spencer? Stay away from him he was sent to fix a Nazi ironer with the wrong parts 7 times in a row, it's given him PoopyDick "This shitty machine is got my dick all poopy!" -Spencer
PoopyDick by DJ Sock Starcher June 7, 2023

Poopydick 

most leftoids are poopydicks
Poopydick by FreeWheelBurning December 14, 2022
Incorporates any manner of severe, debilitating intestinal distress, usually with sudden onset. Whether solid or liquid, buttery soft-serve, or granola-style niblets, "Poopsick" refers to the inability to function normally due to the body's need to rapidly jettison ballast at all costs. Results in abandoning any previously decided courses of action.
"Nope, he got poopsick after dinner and didn't feel like making travel plans."
Poopsick by andrewbw October 16, 2008

pooplicker 

likes to eat shit out of buttholes. enjoys the taste.
no! you nasty pooplicker!
pooplicker by m!$$fr3$h March 1, 2011
When you supercool water (water that is under 0°C but has not frozen yet) and put your dick in it to make a dick popsicle.
John: Did you hear that Matt did a Popdickle for Amanda?

Arthur: My man!
Popdickle by Jone786 January 15, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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