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poopcooter 

An unhygienic condition caused when a woman wipes from back to front
Scotty: "Hey Mr. Jenkins, I went down on your daughter last night to discover she has a bad case of poopcooter, I think maybe Mrs. Jenkins should teacher her to wipe front to back."
Mr. Jenkins " Oh! so that's why she tastes just like her mother!"
poopcooter by Scotty Jenkins January 15, 2009

popocopter 

Police helicopter. Popocopter is a much funnier way to say police helicopter. Popocopters tend to hover over the ghetto crime ridden neighborhoods to chase down criminals on the run.
Lock the doors and turn out the lights honey, popocopter is hoovering again. Must be another armed robbery at the 7-11.

Pimpcopter 

Someone who is a complete pimp, has a massive penis and is awesome in every way possible. Obvious chick magnet and BAMF.
Bill: Did you hear Joe benchpresses 500 pounds when he's not making six figures or having a threesome with Kim Kardashian and Megan Fox?

Bob: What a pimpcopter.
Pimpcopter by McShizzle February 23, 2010

pooposterous 

contrary to reason or common sense, utterly absurd or ridiculous in the context of shit
steve- i know it was you who shit on face last night while i was passed out drunk
tom- calm down steve, just put down the microwave it wasnt me
steve- that pooposterous! theres poop all over your hand, i caught you shit hannded, and now your gona get the shit handed to you real good
pooposterous by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013

Pooposterous 

A poo that is so large or messy that it defies definition.
Bill: How was that deuce, Jim?

Jim: It was pooposterous! I think I emptied my entire colon.
Pooposterous by T. Stunt March 24, 2017

poopscoper 

when ur picking up poop ur a poopscoper
that digger is a poopscoper
poopscoper by KINGIS521 March 11, 2023