Poop-shootin

The act of doing drugs intravenously while taking a shit.

I was poop-shootin yesterday and I nodded off for a hour while still on the shitter!

by ScumdogFatty May 5, 2020

poop shootin boogie

When you make a fast break to the bathroom but you are afraid to take full steps so you just kind of hurry-shuffle your way there hoping for the best... Were talking like so bad you dont even know if your going to make it and you ll plow anything that stands in your way faster then your mom on a friday night.

"That guy waddled by me so fast he almost knocked me down!"
"He must be doin the poop shootin boogie to the bathroom."

by TheVillain420 February 18, 2021

shootin' the poop tube

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.

It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018

Poop-shooting

The act of aiming your urine like a missile to remove a poop stain left in the bowl of the toilet by the last user.

The toilet bowl was so filthy that while Josh relieved himself he partook in a bit of poop-shooting. But he was only able to remove part of the enormous skid mark.

by Boris Greshenko January 11, 2012

Poop Scootin’ Boogie

When you’re having sex and the guy puts it in your ass without your consent, as soon as he finishes and/or pulls out, you sit, shit, scoot, and get the hell outta dodge.

We were fucking doggy style and he shoved it in my ass. I told him to take it out and he did, so I climbed on top, shit, scooted my ass on his leg like a dog, and ran out ASAP. More commonly known as the poop scootin’ boogie.

by BarryGoodTimes April 3, 2021