Poop Waffle 

When a dried flat clump of shit falls off the bottom of your shoe and the imprint leaves a waffle shape.

Hey tell your friend Vito he can't come over anymore, he keeps tracking poop waffles in my house

Poop Waffle by snazzyypp January 17, 2015

Poop waffle 

When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain

My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle

Poop waffle by Eckel123 April 26, 2020

poop waffle 

When one takes a massive poop in the shower and proceeds to waffle stomp it down the drain.

“Poop waffle”

Bro, I just stomped a massive turd down the drain and made a nice poop waffle.

poop waffle by Testicularism November 9, 2019

poohwaffle

a form of speech. Esp used by Stoners.
Usually consisting of utter utter crap.

Like the moon coud be populated by fish eating lizards. (Thats Lizards that eat fish, not Fish that eat Lizards!)

poohwaffle by Lion August 19, 2004