poop in a bag

A term coined by an Oregon man while running on an xc trail.

Why dont you go poop in a bag and eat it.

by Trevor Teh Hottie December 15, 2007

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poop bag

a bag of poop, usually thrown at people you hate.

I made a huge poop bag, and I threw it at Miss Pizza Face Fugly-kins.

by XEsay August 15, 2008

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Poop Bag Mime

When walking their dog, someone who mimes pulling out a bag to pick up their canine's poop, but actually leaves it behind. See also Tip Jar Mime.

My neighbor always does the Poop Bag Mime right after his Poodle craps in my yard.

by Professor Godfather August 6, 2010

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A "Poop Bag Fail" refers to a situation where a dog poop bag tears or rips, resulting in the dog owner inadvertently coming into contact with their dog's waste on their hands and fingernails. Some of the newer dog bags are constructed from compostable materials that are thinner, lacking the sturdiness and durability typically associated with traditional poop bags.

The dog owner experienced another Poop Bag Fail after sensing a warmth and moisture through the poop bag, only to discover a significant tear in the bag.

by OG Design March 15, 2024

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