Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

pooticket

in association with the V-Card. by losing your pooticket u lose ur anal virginity.

Andrew: i heard u hooked up with a guy last night Sean. there goes ur pooticket.

Sean: naw i lost my pooticket a month ago to Tony.

by pooticket-holder November 13, 2006