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poop smear

what happens after a mexican dinner
o man, i had the biggest poop smear on my underwear after eating that bean burrito
poop smear by seximexi October 9, 2003

poop smearing

While having sex you finger the girls ass and make sure to get her poo on your finger. When ready, you pull out (before during or after cumming as it does not matter.) and smear her poo from one cheek, across her lips to the other cheek. When she gets mad at you, simply ask "Why So Serious?"
Bob: Hey did you fuck anyone last night?
Stan: Yeah bro, I hooked up with this one chick. Idk her name, but it didnt matter when I did the poop smearing
poop smearing by Mentch12 January 5, 2013

poopsmear 

the act of smearing poop under someones doorhandles so they get a nice little surprise in the morning. usually, dog shit is used in this process
my bitchass former landlady ripped me off for my security deposit so i'm going to poopsmear her car
poopsmear by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026