To be literally hanging by your teeth or most likely your braces on someones ass hair. Simply put, you've become a human dingleberry. Not a pleasant experience for either party. Similar to a paratrooper hanging by his parachute from a tree.
"Dude, your sure walk'n funny today."
"Yeah, bitch las nite hung herself on my butt hair by her braces... ripped a bunch out!"
"Damn, you're a vet now... you scored a full-fledged Poop Chute Paratrooper!"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.