Poop Paratrooper 

Modern day analogy of a dingleberry.

Jennifer is such a poop paratrooper. She is absolutely worthless.

Poop Paratrooper by SOTO September 12, 2007

Poop Chute Paratrooper

To be literally hanging by your teeth or most likely your braces on someones ass hair. Simply put, you've become a human dingleberry. Not a pleasant experience for either party. Similar to a paratrooper hanging by his parachute from a tree.

"Dude, your sure walk'n funny today."
"Yeah, bitch las nite hung herself on my butt hair by her braces... ripped a bunch out!"
"Damn, you're a vet now... you scored a full-fledged Poop Chute Paratrooper!"

Poop Chute Paratrooper by Cary n Jerry January 6, 2008