-Yo what you doing tonight?
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!
-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!
-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!
by seniorpoopypants February 20, 2009
The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.
Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
by WebsterHayls September 08, 2021