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Poop Machine 

A Poop Machine is a person who shits alot and clogs toilets constenly.
Mia is such a Poop Machine. She clogged my toilet just yesterday.
Poop Machine by K-Frizzle June 8, 2004
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Poop Machine 

The thing you use if you "poop" on someone. Used mostly in video game references.
Teammate-"Someone better get the POOP MACHINE out cause you just got pooped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*
Poop Machine by Ohiostate81 October 21, 2010

poop machine on wheels 

A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair.
Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.

machine gun poop 

when your on the toilet and your poop shoots out so fast it splashes your butt.
Today, i went to the bathroom and had an unhappy machine gun poop.I had to wipe my cheeks as well.

poomachine 

where your poo comes from
also known as anus, ass but, glutious maximus, booty
poomachine by Anonymous May 20, 2003

poopmachine 

When the poop is needed to be crafted by the hands of 80 Vietnamese children from the mechanics of 20 individual gears of caca.
OH DEAR! I gotta get to the poopmachine before it explodes
poopmachine by Fartdestruct March 20, 2021
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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