a bunch of friends got together and we told this one kid he had to eat one of our craps. he tried to say no but we told him if he ran we would catch him, tie his balls to a rope and hang him from the ceiling. we had done things like this to eachother before, so he got scared. so one friend took a shit, so the guy picked it up, opened his mouth, and my friend shoved it in. the kid was gagging, shit smeared on his lips and teeth, and he puked all over himself. now we call him poop eater.
Poop eaters are people or animals who engage in coprophagia. A termite is a type of poop eater. They eat each others poop. Sometimes wall street executives are compared to poop eaters. But, they do not literally eat each others poop.
The guy who humped the Fearless Girl Statue on Wall Street was there with a bunch of poop eaters.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.