poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.

Ugh what a poop book.

by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019

The Poop Book

Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home

The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!

by Justin the Great! May 12, 2023

Poop-booking

The act of facebooking while taking a poop.

While he was poop-booking, he accidentally got some turd on his laptop.

by scodata March 5, 2008

Poopbooking

Using facebook on your laptop or cellular phone while you take a poop

I sat on the toilet the other day and did some poopbooking.

by johnpraterrrr October 19, 2009

Poopbooking

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.

"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"

by xxxxxxAustinxxxxxx March 26, 2011

Poopbook

The act of pooping while being on facebook on your, laptop, mobile phone etc.
Verb, Poopbooking

Steve: What is taking Jon so long on the crapper?
Phil: Oh, he is poopbooking, im chatting with him right now.

by Aj King February 4, 2012

poopbooking

aka. Facecrapping- the act of checking your Facebook while you are using the bathroom

I nearly dropped a premature deuce when I saw what she posted while I was poopbooking.

Dude 1: Come on man, you've been in there forever! What are you doing?

Dude 2: Leave me alone! I'm Facecrapping!

by pseudonym1111* October 5, 2010