Pooh Bear

Soft to the poke, pudgy. If this individual wore a yellow shirt they would closely resemble pooh-bear.

*May have difficulty touching their shoulders or toes. Known to do up-down exercises.
He wore a yellow shirt today and I swear, he looked just like pooh bear!
by foxayyyy June 15, 2010
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Pooh Bear

Soft to the poke, pudgy. If this individual wore a yellow shirt they would closely resemble pooh-bear.

*May have difficulty touching their shoulders or toes. Known to do up-down exercises.
Boy: "She's like my little pooh bear, soft and warm... but I don't think she'd like that I said that..."
by winnieeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 15, 2010
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Pooh Bear

in the gay sub-culture of Bears and cubs- a bear who has a skat fetish.
Jason is such a Pooh Bear... Can you believe that he likes guys to shit on him?
by MurrayTiger September 20, 2010
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A fellow, late night, removes his pants and boxers, and stumbled around to find a bathroom, with merely a t shirt on, fell into a shower, flushed a shower curtain, tried to jump in bed with me....
“Man, did you hear about Donny Mack?, he Pooh Beared me last night!

Or
Wyndley Pooh Beared route 100 that night....
by ValleyEWHA May 01, 2019
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Pooh Bear

When you perform sexual acts on someone wearing only a T - Shirt, more specifically, a cropped red one
Timmy totally Pooh Bear’d Ryan in the back of the Home Depot. I heard his shirt was dirty
by Mr. Honey Pot March 15, 2022
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The act of including honey during sex, particularly the act of eating ass. Honey is squirted into the ass, and the other member eats the honey, similarly to Pooh Bear eating honey from a jar. It is best performed as similarly to Pooh Bear, who eats honey by shoving his entire nose and mouth into the jar.
My girl and I got frisky in the kitchen last night; one thing led to another, and before I knew it she was sitting on my face and honey was dripping onto my nose. I opened my mouth to say something and my tongue slipped in, man... I Pooh Bear'd her!
by QueenAndPeasant September 29, 2017
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A guy, who despite obvious shortcomings, end up with a hunny
"Man, his cash flows dry like a day really sunny but he stays Pooh Bear, getting hunnys."

"That brotha's broke, ugly, and stupid, but he stays so Pooh Beared."
by EBrew17 July 19, 2008
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