Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.

Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.

by good guy friend April 30, 2012

poodles doodles

Means the same as cool dude, or just cool.
Or you can shorten it to poo' doo' !

Person1: So how does my idea sound?
Person2: It sounds poodles doodles!
Person1: Let's go for it then.

by x.3llie May 25, 2008

Poodling

When you doodle while pooping.

John needed to work on their art so I suggested they start poodling.

by PapaDaPussy April 9, 2015

Poodle perm

A perm created by rolling each hair section with extra fine pipe cleaners. Using 3rd degree heat for an exaggerated period of time to set these narrow tunnels in the hair.

“Yo, dawg! Check out that poodle perm on the old bag that drives this old Cadillac and won’t get out that way!”

by BabySisWeeks December 6, 2020

poodle perm

A permanent wave on a woman where the curls are super tight, resembling a poodle.

The women in the retirement home all have poodle perms and could easily enter the Westminster dog show in the toy division.

by Genwal November 7, 2017

Poodle McNoodle

a pasta from McDonalds on their secret menu that is udon noodles with sauce made from water splashed off of a poodle dog

hello, McDonalds worker, I would like the Poodle McNoodle please

by BOBTHESTARFIRE October 23, 2017

Fuzzy Poodle

A male with a beard that is permed giving oral to a woman with a permed bush.

I fuzzy poodled your mom until that dog got a bath.

by LandoC. March 30, 2019