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Stomach bug where one is violently shitting themselves.
You talk to Greg? Poor bastard can’t even trust a fart, he’s got the poo flu.
Poo flu by Key-in January 7, 2019
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A really smelly and toxic smelling poo. Reaks of sickness.
Dude, that stinks in there. Smells like someone made a flu poo.
flu poo by B-Rad H January 26, 2009

a self flushing poo 

A poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend. Thus, flushing itself without conventional methods required.
"Holy fuck Jake, I just did a self flushing poo"
"No way!, let me see your bowl skids"

2000 Flushes Poo 

Inserting some feces into the top tank of a toilet, similar to how one would place a "2000 flushes blue" cleaning tablet into one. Based on the same logic, you can theoretically enjoy 2000 flushes of poo after implementation.

While water sits in the upper holding tank, it absorbs a number of poo particles until the flush mechanism is triggered, when they travel through the flush valve and are dispersed into the main bowl for enjoyment.

Synonym: Upper Decker
Acronym: 2FP
Suzy, I noticed you're keen on using the 2000 Flushes Poo (2FP) self refreshing toilet system. People at the party just will not stop raving about it!
2000 Flushes Poo by boner_b_wild March 26, 2009

Fluffy Poo 

Something people say when they feel excited:
"OMG, I feel so Fluffy Poo today! I'm going to the freaking zoo! LIT!"
Fluffy Poo by cittadelslang February 12, 2018
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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