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Poo butler

A negative term meaning a butler tickling anus poo drips
Sometimes confused with the african tribal dance of ischa
oh poo butler!
oh you're such a poo butler
oh poo butler i've left my book at home
you're such a poo butler!
i could sure do with a poo butler right now
by beankaty January 16, 2009
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Poo butler

A product created by a Florida man for dog owners to carry dog waste, hands free, while walking their pooch. There's a website, YouTube video and everything.
My dog dropped a turdzilla on his walk, but thanks to Poo Butler I could still walk hands free.
by LM2016 July 31, 2016
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Poo Butter

Poo Butter is one of the ultimate paybacks to your mortal enemy, or failing that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make you the most outcast, hated human being on your friends' lists.

Simply sneak into your victims kitchen and take a tub of butter or margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1 - 2 minutes to reduce the butter/marg into a liquid.

Pour this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bowl or glass, and put it to the side.

Now, take the empty butter/marg container and defecate into it. Once this filthy task is complete, pour the liquid butter/marg on top of your defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/marg back in to the fridge.

Soon, the butter/marg will re-solidify, completely hiding the deathly secret you have laid withing. Your hapless victim will start using the butter, until one day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance out of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn't it?
Poo butter is a suggested tactic for situations such as:

- Domestic Arguments
- Fights with siblings
- Hated co-workers
- Nasty neighbours
by Dr Landers May 4, 2006
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poo poo butter

Excrement, but this kind is usually more of a liquid than your average deuce.
"I just blasted a deuce, and got poo poo butter all up on my air force ones."
by real5hittycereal April 3, 2003
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Poo Butter's Platform

When, upon arrival onto a Brontosaur's saddle comes many people who have or are currently pooping or have poop butts. This now creates the Poo Butter Paradox, also known as the Poo Butter's Platform.
Man 1: "woah this is crazsysr"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"
by monkyphart July 29, 2020
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Poo butter

Poo Butter is the nasty gelatinous fluid that forms under the folds of a fat ladies titties on an extremely hot day. The sweat runs down and collects in the dark cooler folds of skin and congeals into a texture similar to cooled bacon grease thereby becoming poo butter.
Mabel, make sure you lift up both titties and wash all the poo butter out from underneath them
by Nauticamike May 15, 2021
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Butley Poo

see word Motley Crue (a really crappy band)
Butley Poo is the sound that comes out of your ass.
by Sargeant D` January 8, 2005
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