Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?
by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018
Get the Poo Surprise mug.Common mostly with females, a surprise poo occurs when you go to the toilet to have a piss but end up following through- fortunately on the toilet- as you were unaware of your bowel evacuating needs.
Uncommon with males as they pee standing up.
Uncommon with males as they pee standing up.
girl 1: I've been waiting 10 minutes for you, where've you been??
girl 2: I had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: Oh, okay
Eavesdropping dude: wtf
girl 2: I had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: Oh, okay
Eavesdropping dude: wtf
by bricksatmyface December 17, 2012
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Suprise Poo. When all of a sudden you need to take a poo without realising it. This may happen after eating, when trying to fart or any other time.
OHHH man I tried to fart and did a suprise poo. This McDonalds chips may give me a suprise poo, therefore i won't eat them.
by jizzhead April 11, 2009
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