poo spew 

When toilet water spews up and nails the crack of your ass.
10 point splash from a mighty ass bomb.

I sat on the toilet trying squeeze out a big shit, when it let loose and hit the water causing a poo spew. The water came back up and hit me in the chocolate star fish, lifting me off my seat.

poo spew by Doodie KaKa July 6, 2006

Poo Spew 

When a person uncontrollably vomits and shits simultaneously.

"Oi James! I heard Andrew pulled a ' Poo Spew ' last night at Beth's 18th!!"

Poo Spew by Hazpot August 11, 2016

Poo-spew 

To have the shits and be sick at the same time with no control of bodily functions.

My holiday belly is not to clever. I think I need a poo-spew.

I think I've got food poisoning, I poo-spewed everywhere

Poo-spew by Yummer1980 May 17, 2016

spew poo

It's when you have a sloop wet shit and bits of organic matter are visible and describable.

Catherine made a spew poo and looked into the bowl and forget she ate corn lat night.

spew poo by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019