Poo-spew

To have the shits and be sick at the same time with no control of bodily functions.

My holiday belly is not to clever. I think I need a poo-spew.

I think I've got food poisoning, I poo-spewed everywhere

by Yummer1980 May 17, 2016

poo spew

When toilet water spews up and nails the crack of your ass.
10 point splash from a mighty ass bomb.

I sat on the toilet trying squeeze out a big shit, when it let loose and hit the water causing a poo spew. The water came back up and hit me in the chocolate star fish, lifting me off my seat.

by Doodie KaKa July 6, 2006

spew poo

It's when you have a sloop wet shit and bits of organic matter are visible and describable.

Catherine made a spew poo and looked into the bowl and forget she ate corn lat night.

by AdolfStalinKhanMalema October 10, 2015

Poo Spew

When a person uncontrollably vomits and shits simultaneously.

"Oi James! I heard Andrew pulled a ' Poo Spew ' last night at Beth's 18th!!"

by Hazpot August 12, 2016