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Poo Kiss 

Otherwise known as skid marks, Poo Kisses occur when wiping was not done thoroughly enough. Often seen on white fabrics such as bedsheets, towels, or underwear, Poo Kisses are poop stains that are imprinted by one's butthole, resembling actually kiss marks.
My mom told me to buy black underwear because these white ones always show my poo kisses.
Poo Kiss by Draghi1000 March 8, 2011
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Poo Kiss 

When you're drunk and unknowingly sit on the toilet lid and leave a little butthole smooch of shit.
So I walked into the bathroom and noticed drunk Rob left a little Poo kiss on the toilet. Couldn't get the lid up I guess.
Poo Kiss by DirtyBradnSteve March 18, 2017
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kissy poo 

someone you love and like to kiss alot, you might call them your kissy poo.
kissy poo by Tatjana August 28, 2005

kissy poo 

A prostitute that has stinky breath and kisses too much during acts of prostitution
When I met this prostitute at the local motel, she turned into a kissy poo even though I didn't want to snuggle.
kissy poo by jmouse December 7, 2009
When you go to give your cat a kiss just a little tiny kiss very small kissy just a widdle kissy wiss kissy wiss kissy wissy kissy wissy poo kissy poo KISSYPOOKISSYPOOKISSYPOO
“I just call my cat Mr. Kissy-poo now because I love him so much!”
“My boyfriend hates when I call my cat Kissy-poo because he is jealous of our bond!”
Kissy-poo by Skylar White Yo November 28, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026