Poo Kiss

Otherwise known as skid marks, Poo Kisses occur when wiping was not done thoroughly enough. Often seen on white fabrics such as bedsheets, towels, or underwear, Poo Kisses are poop stains that are imprinted by one's butthole, resembling actually kiss marks.

My mom told me to buy black underwear because these white ones always show my poo kisses.

by Draghi1000 March 8, 2011

Poo Kiss

When you're drunk and unknowingly sit on the toilet lid and leave a little butthole smooch of shit.

So I walked into the bathroom and noticed drunk Rob left a little Poo kiss on the toilet. Couldn't get the lid up I guess.

by DirtyBradnSteve March 18, 2017