Ponduki 

Prone to outrageous exaggeration; telling tales of dubious or hard-to-confirm origin; to promote the image of one's self by weaving fantastic stories of heroism, for example

"Mike was at the bar last night and started in with those Ponduki stories about him and the Vietnam War."

Ponduki by Hy Weyer May 15, 2013

ponduki 

basically shit ….

see that guy callum he’s chatting bare “ponduki”

ponduki by micky drips September 20, 2022

Ponduk 

A person, usually a girl, characterized with his/her large in scale nose.

Hey bro, did you see the solar eclipse yesterday?
Nah man, i was with Mark. That guy’s such a ponduk.

Hey dude, I heard you scored at the club last night.
Yeah man, but she kept poking me in the eye, left me almost blind.
Why?
That girl was a fucking ponduk.

Ponduk by Pachikaka April 26, 2020

Norfolk pondskimmer

When one person pees on the floor while one's friend is in the stall, said friend in the stall slaps butt checks on the floor to make a rhythm to a song.

Joshua passed all over the floor and shad did a Norfolk pondskimmer to the beat of let the body's hit the floor.

Norfolk pondskimmer by Richard the nipple man June 15, 2023