Poll

Informative but not very useful

Iam "I read a poll to day about what people do about mental illness..."

Hym "Hey! You're back! Can't you believe this shit!? Look at how bold their getting!"

Iam "Can I just finish this please?"

Hym OHO! We're super duper serious tonight! Ok! 🤐"

Iam "The poll asked what people do about their mental illness... 72% of people said they 'Suffer in silence.' Can you believe that? I can. What are your other options? I don't know. Download the BetterHelp app? It just seems so impersonal. Enter into the psychiatric system that you can't afford? At that point, you're working a job just so you can afford to maintain your sanity. Go to some idiot psychologist who's going to tell you 'Yeah! You're right! You are a woman with a penis! That's totally a thing that exists!' Proclaim it to the heavens and either be ignored for 'wanting attention' because before you even open your mouth you've already been undermined by people who have turned mental illness into a performance art? Find meaning? If the onus is on me I'm probably just not going to do it. I'll get discouraged by people actively trying to tear me down and I'll just stop caring. So what is there to do other then suffer in silence? You know... I wrote a poem along those lines in highschool... Something about a tree... I can't remember what it was... Apparently it earned me a reputation of being 'good at poetry.' Somebody brought it up later and said 'aren't you supposed to be good at this?' I genuinely wouldn't know the difference... I don't know where I was going with this..."

Hym "But did you see the references though!? They are doing the thing!"

Iam "I'm going back to sleep...."

Hym "Wha... Are you angry with me!? What did I do? Hey! We were right! They're doing it!"

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

poll

Originally meaning 'head'. Now a counting of heads, a survey of opinion or preference, a vote.

Every poll in 2016 showed that Trump was a joke, with eight percent chance of winning. Every poll in 2020 shows that Trump will lose by a large margin. Don't get complacent. Use your head. Vote.

by Monkey's Dad July 3, 2020

Poll

Poll or Polly is a slang name for hash mostly used in Liverpool hash or poll is a concentrated form of marijuana

Ay lad put some of that poll in the joint when you roll it

by YeDarSellsAvon February 8, 2018

polling

what your best friends moms likes to do in front of you when your trying to play roblox

STOP POLLING KAIRIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by num nut December 6, 2019

blank poll

If you see a blank pole on Twitter DO NOT VOTE FOR IT it’s used by the author’s tweet to self harm or to commit sewer slide, the polls usually have “.” Or “-“ on them that stand for options of self harm or any other form in the author’s brain

Person1: did you see she tweeted a blank poll what does that mean?
Person2: she’s going through a hard time don’t vote for it remind her she’s loved and valid

by 1Dand5sosshit April 5, 2021

Polling the electorate

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.

That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.

by AnotherDumbUsername April 4, 2018

poll hawks

Term used for the sycophantic pseudopatriots who are taking the Fake One’s directive to become poll watchers seriously.

Only poll hawks can prevent outright vote thieving and other unamerican fake voting practices like double and triple voting we all know these Communist lefties are doing all over America!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020